Animaniacs: April 1996

Cover

Drawn by: Allen Helbig

The Warner Happy Face: a big yellow happy face, with eyes and a smile...but the eyes are Warner eyes, and Dot's flower is at the top. The background is solid purple. The caption reads, "Have A Nice Day!!! (100% Polyester Issue)".


A Blast from Hipsville

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San Francisco in the beatnik era. The Drooling Eye coffee house is having a poetry contest, and Dot Warner wants to enter to gain fame and glamour. They go inside to register for the contest, but the proprietor thinks they're not hip and refuses to let Dot participate. He tells the Warners that the contest is for beat poets only. They misunderstand, in typical Warner fashion, and the proprietor lets Dot participate to get her out of his hair.

Dot gets up in front of the crowd and delivers a typically Dot-esque poem. The crowd, expecting depressing beat poetry, hates it, and lets her know about it. Later, after more poets give their readings, Dot comes to the conclusion that she must become miserable to be a poet. They go off to soak up despairat the most miserable place on earth: the Department of Motor Vehicles. Dot finally becomes miserable enough and goes back to the contest. She takes off her flower, replacing it with a beret, and becomes the most depressing - and winning - poet there.

This misery proves to be too much for Yakko and Wakko, who point out that comic books are supposed to be funny. They remind Dot of the terms of their contract with WB, which says that they're required to be merry-makers. Dot can't be happy without her flower, but Wakko finds one in his Wacky Sack - after all, he's got one of everything in there. They return to their normal zany selves.

The Warners return to the Drooling Eye. They give a beatnik poet a whole new outfit straight from a thrift shop, then dump a truckload of fertilizer on another poet who claims that that's what life is. They plant flower seeds in the fertilizer, and the proprietor objects to the new decor...until one of the poets sees a flower and is inspired. By the time everyone's done, the flower child movement is born.

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The Mod Couple

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It's 1962, and the Brain has yet another plan to take over the world: he will threaten to shoot the Earth into the sun with a giant slingshot if he isn't given control. He has a major obstacle, though: he needs rubber, and the entire rubber supply has been diverted to make rubber go-go boots. Just as the Brain ponders the problem, Pinky turns on a TV program which provides the answer: he'll throw a big party, luring the "mods" in to steal their go-go boots by using static electricity.

Two days later, the party is set up. Hordes of young women have come to hear the band the Brain hired: the Fab Four. The Brain, of course, has never heard of them, but the rest of the world has, including Pinky. After the Brain explains to the band his plans, they take the stage. The Brain introduces them, and they start playing. As the audience dances, their boots stick to the floor, just as planned.

In fact, the plan works too well: There are too many partygoers, and the Brain's static electricity generator overloads despite Pinky's best efforts. He is eventually sucked into the machine, with disastrous results: it explodes from the load. The band stops playing to help deal with the problem, and the audience leaves, believing the concert to be over. The Brain bemoans his fate, but the band has been inspired by the words the mice have used, and goes off to fame and fortune...as the Beetles.

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Other items:

There is one two-page filler in this issue:
Dot's Dress-Up
Paper doll time, with our favorite cute one as the doll. There are three sets of clothes for her: a mod set, a flower power outfit, and a disco get-up.

Jay Maynard, jmaynard@phoenix.net

Last updated 21 March 1996