Animaniacs: March 1996

Cover

Drawn by: Allen Helbig

A newsmagazine-style cover: "IS THIS THE END?" in bold white letters on a solid black background, with a photograph of Pinky and the Brain almost torn in half in the bottom right corner.

This is Helbig's first art featuring Pinky and the Brain. He gets the Brain right, though Pinky's grin seems a bit too wide...but then, Pinky has the most variable facial expressions of any of the Animaniacs characters, so this one's not too unusual.


Brain for Brain

Credits

Synopsis

The Brain doesn't plan to take over the world tonight...at least, not the usual way. He believes that his plans fail because of Pinky's stupidity. He's built a duplication ray, and intends to use it to get a new, intelligent partner: an exact copy of himself. Pinky, who thought that the duplicator was a hair dryer (just because it looks like one), has become superfluous to the Brain's plans, and so the Brain throws him out of the cage. He leaves in tears.

The Brain fights off his sentimental reaction to losing his friend and gets to work. He duplicates himself, and runs into a problem: the duplicate is so perfect that there's no way to tell them apart. He solves the problem by stamping a big 2 on the duplicate's head. The duplicate objects to this, since he believes he's the real Brain. After an argument, the duplicate takes the duplicator and leaves. The Brain catches up with him just in time to discover that he's made his own duplicate, with the same results: the new duplicate has run off with the duplicator.

This cycle goes on for a few hundred more rounds, and soon there are hundreds of Brains bemoaning their stupidity. The original Brain hears Pinky, who has camped out on a park bench, and begs him to return; he does after exacting a couple of concessions. The Brain explains the situation, and he and Pinky return to the lab. The duplicates soon follow, and the original Brain suggests the duplicates all follow him as leader. This starts another big argument among the Brains.

The original Brain realizes the duplicates will be uncontrollable, and so he uses the duplicator to un-duplicate them. He is successful in that effort, but has a side effect: the duplication ray strikes a mirror and duplicates Pinky a few hundred times. The duplicator is broken, but the Brain will definitely fix it...

Did You Notice...

Technical nits


Frankly Frankenstein

Credits

Synopsis

The Warners have shipped themselves to the set of a new Frankenstein...or so they thought when they climbed in the crate. It lands, instead, in a town near Castle Frankenstein, Austria. After Dot chastises Yakko for the error, they decide to deliver the crate to its destination, collect a tip, and buy skates with which to get back to Burbank. They get directions to the castle from a nearby innkeeper, who warns them to stay away.

They walk up to the castle and knock on the door. Dr. Scratchansniff answers, and introduces himself as Dr. Frankansniff. They deliver his crate, but the only tip they get for their trouble is that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. He finishes the insult by slamming the door in their faces, then goes inside to unpack the crate. The Warners interrupt him, though, and invade the castle dressed as local citizens. He recognizes the kids and runs them out, still without a tip.

The Doctor gives his aide Igor (in reality, Hello Nurse) strict instructions to see the Warners off of the castle grounds if they return. No sooner has he left to decorate his lab, however, than they knock on the door and race in, then downstairs. They find the Doctor in his lab, working on his project in the dark. Wakko pulls a handle to turn on some lights, but instead powers up the Doctor's apparatus - and gives life to his creation. The monster, Thaddeus Plotz in makeup, gets off the table and attacks Wakko. Dot takes exception to that and slaps the monster, which makes him cry, and then points hm at the Doctor as the source of his troubles. He chases the Doctor out of sight.

A loud "CUT!" is heard from off to one side. The Warners wound up on the lot in Burbank after all, and have been in a movie. They comment on the casting, especially of Plotz as a mindless monster, and note that he never scared them as he sneaks up behind them. We fade out on Plotz, still in makeup, scaring the Warners up close...

Did You Notice...

Technical nits


Other items:

There are 2 one-page fillers in this issue:
Useless Facts
Three useless facts about hair.
Brain's Teasers
Three picture puzzles (rebuses) about taking over the world.

Both items were drawn by Neal Sternecky.


Jay Maynard, jmaynard@phoenix.net

Last updated 19 January 1996