Animaniacs: November 1995

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Drawn by: Allen Helbig

Dr. Scratchansniff is seated in Plotz' office, in a straitjacket. He's finally gone around the bend, as his goofy expression shows. Yakko is standing next to him, wearing glasses, a lab coat, and a goatee; he tells Scratchy "Take two nurses and call me in the morning." Wakko is standing on the back of the chair, looking up Scratchy's nose, saying "FABOO! I can see all the way up your nose..." Dot, also dressed in a lab coat, is holding two bottles of nail polish next to Scratchy's bare foot, saying "I see you in an athlete's foot green..." Ralph and Plotz are tied up and hanging from the ceiling in the corner behind Scratchy.


Total Commitment

Credits

Synopsis

Another day on the Warner Bros. lot, and the Warners are up to their usual tricks. A crucial board meeting has been called in Plotz' office. The Warners see this as an opportunity to see executives in their natural habitat, and watch the meeting from the outside. This disrupts the deliberations, of course. Plotz sends Dr, Scratchansniff to run them off, but instead they run into the boardroom. The directors run for their lives. When Plotz complains about Scratchy's failure, he snaps, acting like a Warner himself, and is finally taken away in an ambulance.

Plotz hires a new p-sychiatrist, Dr. Bananibal Phrewtkupp, to get the Warners in line. He is a strict disciplinarian, even more so than Ms. Flamiel; he assigns them chores, lessons, and homework to keep them busy, has them eat only green vegetables until they behave, and gives them plaid uniforms to wear every moment. Naturally, the Warners can't deal with this, so they run out of the office, and hatch a plan to get Scratchy back.

They go to the Bates Institute for the Pathetically Twitchy, introduce themselves, and ask to see Scratchy. The staff has heard all about them, however, and they are quickly whisked away to get the help they so obviously need. Yakko jokes about a figure of speech, to which the p-sychiatrist doing their evaluation replies, "Shame on you, young man!" Wakko gets the shame off of Yakko's hand into a jar, and then feeds it to Dot's pet. The p-sychiatrist has seen enough, and has security toss the Warners, in straitjackets, into a padded room.

The Warners wait until the p-sychiatrists leave, then escape their straitjackets using the standard toon spinning trick and resume their search for Scratchy. After spotting Elvis, who's watching an old Slappy cartoon, they locate him in a room with "mad as a hatter" on the door. They take umbrage at this mislabeling, and burst in, offering to rescue him. He freaks out, and refuses to go with them; reluctantly, and in tears, they start to leave. Scratchy can't stand seeing them cry, and they make up and head back to the lot.

There's a loose end that needs to be tied up: Phrewtkupp is still the studio p-sychiatrist. Scratchy and the Warners return to find Phrewtkupp trying to get Plotz to eat his Brussels sprouts. They capture him and carry him off, and Scratchy is rehired. His first task: Get the Warners under control...

Did You Notice...

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Mister Director, I Presume

Credits

Synopsis

Mr. Director has wandered away again, and he's needed in Plotz' office within 24 hours. The Warners are the only ones screwy enough to track him down, so they get the assignment. Dot and Wakko turn into bloodhounds to perform the search, and before we know it, they've tracked him down. He's in a small village in France. The Warners mistake the province name on a sign, Quiche Lorraine, for a menu; as they're trying to order lunch, Mr. Director happens by.

Mr. Director thinks the Warners want autographs, and tells them to run along and play. They play with him a bit, then tell him that they're there on Plotz' orders to take him back. He doesn't want to go; the Pootezvousians, the inhabitants of the village of Pootezvous, are his audience, and they love him. The Warners insist - after all, they have their orders - and he tries to enlist the aid of a passing policeman. The Warners turn into magicians, and make Mr. Director disappear, then rush away - but he gets tired of hiding under Wakko's hat, and jumps out, insisting that he's rooted to that spot. The Warners water and fertilize him, then make their escape ahead of an angry mob of fans.

They travel back to the lot with Mr. Director and deliver him to Plotz' office. Plotz is glad to see them, as Mr. Director has ten minutes to get to the airport. He's flying to a film festival, as WB's guest of honor, in a little French village...

Did You Notice...

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Other items:

There are two one-page fillers in this issue:
Useless Facts
Three useless facts about cats. (Actually, one is not so useless if you have a cat; anything to help understand them is a Good Idea...)
Untitled maze
The Warners must avoid Dr. Scratchansniff and Hello Nurse on the way to the guard shack and freedom.

Jay Maynard, jmaynard@phoenix.net

Last updated 27 November 1995