Pinky and the Brain: December 1996

Cover

Created by: Peter Tumminello

Pinky and the Brain are rising from the grave, as zombies ready to take over the world. The graveyard is dark and forbidding, with only the eerie light from a flying saucer to show the action. The Brain is fully unearthed, while Pinky is just rising from the grave, only his head visible.

Unusually for this series, the cover art is not a drawing, but rather a photograph - in black and white - of a sculpture. Tumminello's statues of the mice are dead on-model, and the overall effect is quite spooky. The actual sculpture is only a little bit larger than the cover itself, and sits in the offices of WBWP.


Plan Brain from Outer Space

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Synopsis

Pinky and the Brain are test subjects in Hollywoood subliminal message research in 1960. They're watching a bad science fiction movie, with messages added to entice them to eat popcorn and drink soda. As he watches (and munches), the Brain bemoans the fact that he's there instead of formulating the details of the night's plan: to force half of the human population to stop bathing, then demand the world surrender control to him as the price of stopping the scourge of unbearable body odor. After the movie, they're both stuffed as a result of seriously overeating. The Brain explains the concept of subliminal messages to Pinky, and as he does, he realizes that this will work for him as well, to turn mankind into his unwitting slaves. This provides the rest of his plan: he will make a bad science fiction movie of his own, and sprinkle his subliminal messages among it.

The Brain, with Pinky as his crew, will write and direct the film. He holds an open casting call and quickly acquires the necessary actors to tell his story: an aging horror star, an ex-boxer, a TV show hostess, and some out-of-work plumbers, with a special cameo appearance by Raymond Burr. With everything in readiness, filming begins.

The Brain is Commander Brain from Outer Space, wandering space in his saucer looking for a home. He decides to take over the Earth by using a zombie ray to persuade everyone to do his bidding, starting with the President of the US. Unfortunately, the parts he needs were left behind to make room for his Perry Como record collection. He decides to find the most intelligent scientist on Earth and have him build the ray gun. As the mice arrive, they discover that the scientist has beaten them to the punch and completed the ray gun without them. The Brain proposes that he turn the gun over to him, in return for New Jersey, but the scientist has other ideas: why settle for New Jersey when you can have it all? Their discussion at an end, Commander Brain sends in his robot, only to find that it's Raymond Burr instead. The day's filming ends on that note.

With the cast gone, the mice go to work on the subliminal messages. Pinky stands in while the Brain checks lighting, camera angles, and such, and then the actual images are recorded, all with the intent of convincing the viewer that the Brain should be their trusted leader. This takes all night. Pinky gets in a very short nap, then must get in costume to fill in for the boxer, who is sick because he hit his head on the scenery too many times. As he does so, he knocks the Brain into the sprinkler system, which makes the papier-mache scenery melt. The Brain decides it's special effects, and begins filming.

Commander Brain decides to steal the ray gun. He watches as the scientist as he tests the gun on a truck full of unsuspecting plumbers, who dutifully turn into zombies and go off to do his bidding. Commander Brain ponders how to seize control from the scientist, but the lighting does it for him by falling on the rest of the cast, forcing Pinky to fill in for them as well. They converge on the White House, where Commander Brain intends to turn the President into a zombie slave...but the mad scientist has other ideas. He sends his assistants, and the zombie plumbers, after the gun. They get away, and confront the President, played by Raymond Burr - but the gun malfunctions, frying them instead, and they go off to conquer some other world instead.

The filming is complete, but there's no time to edit before the premiere, so the Brain decides to edit as the movie runs. He edits in what he thinks are the subliminal messages he wants, only to find out the hard way after the end that what he spliced in were Pinky's test shots. Needless to say, the audience gets entirely the wrong message from them, and his plan fails.

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Jay Maynard, jmaynard@phoenix.net

Last updated 21 December 1996