A!/Oscar Meyer song (Won a Tower!)
Weddingmaniacs
The Great Pumpkin-Boo
An Ode to Pinky
I Am The Very Model of a Confused College Graduate
Garth Brooks' Animaniacs
THE OSCAR-MEYER SONG
My baloney has a first home, it's Y-A-K-K-O
My baloney has a second home, it's W-A-K-K-O
They put it in their slacks each day
And if you ask them why they'll say
Cause Warner siblings like to play
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
WEDDINGMANIACS
(Written by Lara and a friend the night before her wedding)
It's time for weddingmaniacs
And we're zany to the max
Can't sit back and relax
Must plan till we collapse
We're weddingmaniacs!
Come join the bridegroom's brothers in their tuxes that are hot
Just for fun they run around the Chapel parking lot
They're locked in the bell tower whenever they get caught
The groom comes out, we say our vows
And now you know the plot!
We're weddingmaniacs
Flowergirl's cute and the director yaks
My caterer makes the snacks
While a musician plays the - organ!
We're weddingmaniacs!
Meet four bridesmaids who came from all around the universe
There's the guy that fixed our first date, so Mom whacks him with her purse
We have to chase the flowergirl while the soloist sings a verse
My parents flipped, the preacher quit, why bother to rehearse?
We're weddingmaniacs
We have Durham County marriage contracts
We're zany to the max
There's a garter in my slacks
We're wedding-maney,
Totally insaney,
I've got a new last namey,
Weddingmaniacs!
Those are the facts!
(Of life!)
Linus: See, every Halloween night at midnight, the Great Pumpkin-Boo riiiiiises up out of the pumpkin patch and goes and gives candy to all the children!
Lucy: That's ridiculous, Linus. There is no Great Pumpkin-Boo.
Linus: There is! He's real!
Charlie Brown: He's a chicken, I tell you. A giant chicken! Good grief.
Linus: He is NOT a chicken! Let's all sleep in the pumpkin patch tonight and I'll prove it to you!
Linus: It's almost midnight. Any minute now, the Great Pumpkin-Boo should rise up out of the pumpkin patch!
A pumpkin begins to rise above the rest.
Linus: See! There he comes!
The pumpkin continues to rise, revealing a pumpkin head and green cloak over a body (with 3-clawed feet and a feathered tail).
Linus: See! There really IS a Great Pumpkin-Boo!
Lucy: I can't believe it.
At that moment, a bunch of obnoxious teenagers come through the pumpkin patch bashing the pumpkins open with hammers. The Great Pumpkin-Boo moves to stop them.
Linus: That's it! Get em, Pumpkin-Boo!
Great Pumpkin-Boo gets into a fight with the teenagers, during which his pumpkin head and cloak get bashed in and knocked off. The teenagers run off, and Chicken Boo turns back toward the Peanuts gang.
Lucy: He really IS a chicken!
Charlie Brown: I told you that guy was a giant chicken.
The gang begins chasing Chicken Boo out of the pumpkin patch, all except Linus, who picks up one of Boo's pumpkin-head pieces and looks at it wistfully. Iris out.
ODE TO PINKY
(Written as one of Lara's tasks for the DOT, which she was the ONLY a.t.a'er to complete!)
I think that I shall never see
A lab mouse lovely as Pinky
His bright blue eyes, his long pink tail
That soft white fur, he is so pale
The strong devotion to his dear friend
Is a trait I seek in any man
And that charming way that he says Narf
Brings tears of joy to my lonesome heart
And though I must be twice his age
I want MY picture inside his cage
But since it's not, for him I pine
Oh how I love that lab mouse of mine!
I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A CONFUSED COLLEGE GRADUATE
I am the very model of a confused college graduate
Profesion'l jobs with salaries and benefits infatuate
I know a lot 'bout finding jobs, career choice theory I have read
But I don't know what I should do to make the dough to buy my bread
I'm quite adept at my job here and I always get good reviews
But they're nonprofit, they won't pay enough for me to buy new shoes
The knowledge that I've no career can really give me quite a fright
And make me want to stuff my school advisor's pants with dynamite
I'm in a jam, I need some help, I can't think 'cause my brain just froze
Must clear my head and think of jobs and punch Advisor in the nose
I'm at the very bottom of the heirarchal progeny
If entry level's level one then I am at a minus three
I can imagine working in a lot of different sceneries
In outer space, the corp'rate race, or waitressing in eateries
Was always told that I could be most anything imaginable
They didn't say I'd have no clue when I got to the working world
Profession'l jobs with salaries and benefits infatuate
I am the very model of a confused college graduate!
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up with toons
And ruined your black tie affair
You tried to throw them out and found that somehow
You got yourself thrown out instead
I could see the surprise and the fear in your eyes
When you started to comprehend
And I said to you, honey we may be through
But now you're the sibs' special friend!
Cause I got friends in watertowers
Where the anvils fall and you get showered with tricks and gags
From Wakko's bag
Now I don't have no superpowers
But I got mallets to make you cower
Cause I got friends in watertowers!
Wakko ate all the food, then burped really rude
And grossed out a lot of your guests
Yakko played paddleball, Dot chased men down the hall
They scared off a lot of the rest
Well I'll be alright, I'll just say goodnight
And leave you with these Warner kids
I promise they'll stay till they drive you insane
And you're in the looney bin!
Cause I got friends in watertowers
Where the anvils fall and you get showered with tricks and gags
From Wakko's bag
Now I don't have no superpowers
But I got mallets to make you cower
Cause I got friends in watertowers!
Animaniacs characters, names, and all related indicia are trademarks of Warner Bros., an AOL Time Warner Entertainment Company. No challenge to their ownership is intended or implied. These parodies are copyright Lara Little.
Last updated 13 June 2005