Looney Tunes: December 1998

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A nonplussed Wile E. Coyote has just pressed a button on the remote control for the Acme Automatic Boulder. Some reindeer, one with a red nose, and the Road Runner are aghast behind the boulder - which has just crushed a sleigh, leaving a few scattered presents and jingle bells nearby.

Appropriately for December, the second O in Looney Tunes is a wreath, with the rest of the letters red with green edges.


Snow Way Out

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Wile E. Coyote tries once again to swoop down upon Road Runner, only to run smack into a billboard advertising scenic Antarctica. A very dazed and confused awakens in a snowy landscape. He soon finds he's at the south pole and instead of Road Runner, there is Playboy Penguin. Wile E.'s first chase is thwarted by his own tongue which gets frozen to the very literal pole.

Next he tries to launch a huge snowball by jumping on a see-saw arrangement, but evidently the cold has made it brittle and it just breaks, and the coyote plunges through an ice shelf. Another try and the board holds, but the snowball rolls down over Wile E. and takes him along down a crevasse. One more try and the snowball is right on target but, incredibly, Playboy just walks away a bit dazed.

At this the coyote realizes he can just grab the penguin and does so. But it isn't quite that easy as the bird sheds tears that form ice cubes, the sharp corners of which crack the ice and again Wile E. takes a plunge.

Upon recovery Wile E. tries a sneak attack with skis, only to end up skiing into the mouth of a polar bear. Signs comment on this being odd, but the bear has an explanation, of sorts. Wile E. tries again, this time with fishline, but lands a similarly misplaced walrus. The walrus also has an explanation.

The coyote is nothing if not determined and tries sardines loaded with ball bearings and a big magnet. And now gets a misplaced ship - the Titanic. Playboy offers an explanation this time: Must be a strong magnet. One more try, now with rocket skates. Unfamiliar with snow and ice Wile E. accidentally melts an outcropping onto himself, which knocks him out.

Wile E. wakes up back in the desert, evidently it was all a hallucination. The coyote faints upon seeing a few white flakes. Seems the Road Runner is having some fun with some soap flakes.

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Mind Your Manners: The Devil's Diction

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The goofy gophers, Mac and Tosh, have their presentation interrupted by the Tasmanian Devil. Alarmed at his sounds they give him a quick lesson in diction and Taz makes his intentions clear, vocally. While the gopher congratulate themselves they overlook Taz...who promptly swallows them.

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Mind Your Manners: Polite Pre-reek-quisites

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Pepe Le Pew has his attempt at seduction interrupted by the goofy gophers who inform him he offends. Pepe makes a quick correction and is back after Penelope, now with politically correct speech. Well, almost.

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Mind Your Manners: Fops & Robbers

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Just after he's robbed a bank, Yosemite Sam is stopped by Mac and Tosh who claim his mode of dress is outdated. Making use of a privacy panel, Sam quickly changes clothes. (Though I'm not so sure it's a change for the better, myself. -- PN)

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Mind Your Manners: Cat D'Etat

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Mac and Tosh stop Tweety as he mallets Sylvester. The cat's reprieve doesn't last, for the gophers aren't complaining of the violence but instead offer Tweety tips on his swing.

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Mind Your Manners: Planetary Pleasantries

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Marvin, seeking better reception of distant signals, is about to vaporize Earth. The goofy gophers interrupt him, pointing out it would be uninvited and he really should send proper invitations. Marvin agrees and sets himself to the task of sending out hand-signed individually addressed invitations.

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Puppet Regime

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Daffy argues with a director to get himself cast in a movie, but the director has already decided on the cast. He prefers working with more sweet and lovable characters, in this case Blarney, the Bananas in Bermudas, and the Schmuppets. Daffy can't stand this, and is even more irked when some kids rush past, trampling him, to get to Blarney. When a duckling leaps over him for the same reason, he decides it's time for action.

The duck starts out by having a parcel delivered to the Bananas. It's a gorilla-in-a-box and scares them out of their skins. Of course Daffy naturally slips on a peel while making the obvious pun.

Next he masquerades as a health inspector on Sunflower Street, where he interrupts a sequence based on the letter V. He provides his own additions, the main one being a vacuum into which he sucks the Schmuppets.

Finally Daffy sets out to change Blarney, by talk, by tripping, and by lesson, all of which seem to fail. But the duck finally does upset the dinosaur simply by being himself. Now Daffy expects he'll have things his way.

On the set, Blarney isn't his nice self at all. The Director likes the new Blarney and, using the same words Daffy did at the start, suggests Daffy could learn things from Blarney! The Schmuppets and Bananas and Blarney, and even the gorilla, are quite willing to teach Daffy a few things now...

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