Looney Tunes: February 2000

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Daffy asks Bugs "Hey, Bugs! Wanna see my new puppy?. Bugs, standing in his hole, points nervously behind the duck and utters, "Er..." What Bugs sees that Daffy isn't aware of is that the puppy is now mostly in the mouth of Taz.


Roll Out The Bunny

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Bugs Bunny emerges from burrowing and finds himself not at Pismo Beach, but in the midst of rollerderby. As he's complaining about the difference he more than notices Queenie, a very fit lady bunny, rollerblade past. He quickly catches up to her but runs into a problem named Thud, who is Queenie's boyfriend.

Thud makes his point loudly, then smashingly, and sends Bugs flying. This of course is more than Bugs will allow and so he sets out to remove Thud from the game. First by bodycheck, but Bugs is out-massed by Thud. As he tries something more brutal, he's run over by others. Then the rabbit tries a dirty trick, which backfires.

Thud does go flying out of the place finally, by his own power and decision. A decision influenced by the announcer who has scared him. And then we see Queenie relaxing with the new announcer, who just happens to be Bugs.

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A Latte For Nothing

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As Bugs reads a newspaper he's warned of Elmer's approach by a rattling. It seems the hunter got up early and had too much caffeine.

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Takin' Care Of Business

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In the boardroom of International Thingy Corporation older board member announces that the missing founder's son, Horace Thingy, has been found. As that is revealed, Taz enters, tearing up the place. Miss Clarinda, the youngest person there, who would otherwise inherit, first doubts he is the real Horace, but is quickly convinced. She vows to take control of the company from him.

Taz, after dining on a limo, makes an impression at the stockholders' meeting. The stockholders are quite taken with Taz's aggressive, selfish nature. The news spreads. Taz must be doing something right as not only is he featured in financial publications but he seems to have reversed the decline of International Thingy's profits.

As Taz is read the good news, Miss Clarinda bursts in with news of her working with Global Doodad to take over Thingy. Taz starts to attack but is trapped, at a rather inopportune time for him, by his desire to dine on fine automobiles. Clarinda tries to get him to sign over control to her, but just then the real Horace appears. While explaining that Taz is a vicious animal, Horace gets clobbered by the escaping Devil, as does Clarinda. Horace actually doesn't want anything to do with the company, which leaves Clarinda in control.

Clarinda first act is to fire Taz. Global Doodad offers him a job, but he's had enough of large corporations and sets out on his own. Taz does seminars to sell his method of getting rich, but his dining on woodwork has a result which drives his customers away.

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The Predator Group

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Wile E. Coyote hosts a panel discussion show, with Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Sylvester, and an out of place Bugs Bunny as panelists. The first issue brought up is the use of bombs with bunnies. Yosemite is for it, Elmer is unsure, and Sylvester changes the subject slightly. Bugs gives his answer about bomb usage. A rather less explosive subject is mentioned for the next week's topic.

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All's Weight That Ends Weight

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Porky Pig is set to snack and relax in front of the TV when he's assaulted by a commercial hard-selling the 'Dechubbyizer 2000.' So forceful is the commercial that Porky ends up ordering before realizing what happened. A parcel arrives immediately, the delivery person loudly announcing what it is, to Porky's chagrin.

Upon opening the the parcel Porky is surprised by Daffy who claims to be his personal trainer. He intimidates Porky and confiscates his money before a trip to the gym. There Daffy manages to annoy a patron and her boyfriend, but Porky suffers for it. The trip home is also unusual. Rather than let the pig take the car, Daffy hitches him up to a carriage as if he were a horse and uses him for his taxi service.

The first passenger is both large and in a hurry, so Porky ends up straining hard. Another passenger leaps aboard, carrying a bomb, and demands that the taxi stay above 55 MPH or else. A fight between the passengers puts an end to the taxi service and nearly to Porky as well, yet Daffy escapes unscathed again.

Finally home, Daffy has Porky waiting on him hand and foot, but the pig hasn't eaten. Taking pictures off the wall as payment, the duck sells a meal plan which turns out to be very meager. This sets Porky off and, revealing that he's muscular and not flabby, he turns the table on the duck. Daffy ends up waiting on Porky as well as having to deal with some of the other folks he's annoyed.

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