Acme Beefcake Calendar featuring Orvan Ox

Cabin sceneJanuary
Having finished a snowy trek, Orvan is out of his wet clothes (well, most of them) and enjoying a hot chocolate by the fire.

Candy boxFebruary
A chocolate, my valentine?

Diving sceneMarch
Our dear ox is about to get out of the pool after a dive, but he hasn't noticed he's left something behind...

Pulling plowApril
Spring planting.

All tied up.May
Fun at the May pole.

Loading wagonJune
Loading the delivery wagon.

WadingJuly
Ah, the fresh sea air, the sound of the water, the rogue wave about to soak...

Pulling wagonAugust
On the delivery route.

At the beachSeptember
A beach ball coming in handy. (Ask about Acme's new transparent beach balls.)

A matter of timingOctober
How does an ox get into situations like these?

weighliftingNovember
Being strong as an ox is a bit easier if you just happen to be an ox.

Fun with a bowDecember
Orvan is caught by surprise as someone wants to open at least one of her Christmas presents a little early.

Those aren't all the pictures of Orvan. There are some others. One is an out take that didn't make it for the calendar. One shows that Acme does indeed deliver. And then there's one that... well, Acme claims no involvement with, but that's not about to stop us from letting you see it. (Just don't tell Orvan, ok? Thanks.)

More fun with a bowWhoops!
Outtake. Seems someone really did want to open her present early...

Orvan deliversOrvan delivers for Acme.
We deliver - anywhere.

OxtailOx playtime?
Never you mind how we got this picture.

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