Pinky and the Brain: March 1997

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Drawn by: Walter Carzon and Mike DeCarlo

The Brain is dressed up as a mummy, awakened, slavering, and on a rampage. He's standing in front of a background of hieroglyphics carved into a stone wall. The logo is carved, as well.


The Mouse Who Would Be King

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A small basket floats down the Nile River in ancient Egypt. A woman lifts it from the water, to reveal Pinky and the Brain on their way to the Pyramids. The plan is to plunder the treasure within them, and gain power with the riches. The Brain has one half of an ancient amulet with a map to the treasure; the other hangs around the Pharaoh's neck. The Brain is inspired by the natives' superstition, and decides to disguise himself as the mummy of an ancient Pharaoh to gain access to the palace.

Once disguised, the Brain goes up one side of the pyramid, and Pinky attracts a crowd to the other. The Brain's dramatic entrance is spoiled when he falls down the pyramid, but he manages to get the current Pharaoh's attention anyway. He says that he will prove his claim to be an ancient Pharaoh by visiting three curses on the city before nightfall. The Pharaoh agrees.

After Pinky gets him some supplies, the Brain makes the first curse happen: he turns the Nile blood-red. The Pharaoh calls for a cup of the transformed water, and has one of his subjects drink it, only to discover that the red fluid is not blood, but rather cherry soda: Pinky has substituted cheeries for yak's blood in the recipe. The Brain fast-talks his way out of it. The next curse is supposedly a plague of locusts, but Pinky has substituted coconuts, which fall on the crowd. As the sun sets, an eclipse starts, and the Brain claims he has caused it. The crowd hails him as the returned Pharaoh, and the current Pharaoh gives him the other half of the amulet.

The Brain enters the pyramid, and the current Pharaoh follows him. He accuses him of being un-Pharaoh-like, and the Brain replies that only a true Pharaoh would know how to gain access to the riches. He opens the door and falls down the staircase, coming unwrapped in the process. The Pharaoh sees this, and banishes the mice. They join the Exodus, across the Red Sea, which has parted...

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Kappa Delta Rodent

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The Brain has discovered an important fact about the most powerful men in the world: they all have belonged to the same fraternity, Kappa Delta Gamma. The plan for tonight is simple: They will join the local chapter of that fraternity and capture the distinguished alumni when they visit.

They arrive on campus just as the Dean's leaving. He's ordered a cleanup in the fraternity's ways, and they're looking for a new leader who won't interfere with their fun. The Brain is tailor-made for the job. Before assuming his position as leader, he must go through initiation: he has to read all of Hamlet's soliloquies backwards while standing in the middle of campus with a pair of harem pants on his head. This accomplished, the mice are declared members of the fraternity, and Pinky is named president. This is sufficient for the Brain's plan.

At the initiation party, Pinky starts a game of Presidents, which quickly turns into a discussion of the powers of the executive and legislative branches of the US government. This turns out to be a Good Thing the next day, when the essay question on the test is that very thing. The fraternity brothers listen respectfully when the Brain prompts Pinky to suggest calling all their distinguished alumni together for the homecoming parade, and gain commitments from a good number of them.

The theme of the parade is announced as "Better Living Through Science". The Brain quickly comes up with the design for the parade float: a cage on top of a car, which can be made to lock its occupants inside. The distinguished alumni arrive and get in the cage. The frat brothers have one more thing for the Brain's initiation: he gets to play the lab mouse on top of the cage.

They enter the parade, and Pinky, who is driving, has a minor problem: he can't see a thing. He tries anyway, but loses control when he throws the switch to lock the cage, and then shocks the Brain when he applies the electricity to the cage bars. The float crashes, and the distinguished alumni escape, foiling the Brain's plan once again.

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Jay Maynard, jmaynard@phoenix.net

Last updated 27 March 1997