Pinky and the Brain: May 1997

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Drawn by: Walter Carzon and Mike DeCarlo

Pinky, as the Sorcerer's Apprentice from Fantasia. He's standing on a rocky outcropping, gesturing as the waves crash around him. He's holding a vacuum cleaner in one hand, and his hat has cheese on it instead of the stars and moons of the original.


Narftasia

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Synopsis

The Brain is getting ready for a date. As he gets dressed, Pinky rushes up with his latest purchase: a Narftasia magic spells pillowbook. He is certain that it will help take over the world, but the Brain isn't interested in anything but his date. He uses his Cheesa card to escape the cage, and leaves, telling Pinky that if he'll mop the cage, he'll buy him a corn dog when he returns.

Pinky begins mopping, but quickly realizes that what the Brain really wants is world conquest. He decides to take over the world for him and present it to him on his return. He puls a plan from the Brain's files, and orders the essential component: a billion west-pointing compasses. The rest of the plan requires that all of the world's water be moved to the Atlantic Ocean. After a bit of typically Pinkyish thought, he arrives at the conclusion that his spellbook will help out, and so he finds a spell to move an ocean. It requires moving water from one well to another by using a bucket. Pinky starts, but is soon distracted, so he enchants a vacum cleaner to help out - but it, too, is soon distracted. Pinky tries another spell, ordering the vacuum to keep working in case he fails to get the needed ingredients.

Pinky gets the ingredients he needs from wild and magical places: a baby dancing cactus from its family, a lizard's scale from a giant dragon that pounds him flat, pastoral grapes from the Elysian Fields, a shoe from a dancing stork (but not before Marita Hippo lands on him), and finally one of Batman's nose hairs. He returns to the cage to find the vacuum cleaner has messed up in its job and plugged the well; by the time he gets things straightened out, he's flooded the cage. Pinky makes all of the water go away just as the Brain returns in disgrace from his date: it seems his Cheesa card was way over its limit because someone charged a billion west-pointing compasses to it. The Brain decides to try to take over the world, in hopes of impressing Billie again.

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The Final Narf

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Synopsis

The mice are in their cage, in the home of a Mr. Holmes. The Brain has discovered a common thread to his failure to take over the world: Snowball. They leave the cage quickly, and go to a pub, The Greasy Bacon, where they locate the hamster who wants to take over the world. The Brain confronts him, and Snowball has his henchman get rid of them while he makes his getaway. As the police drag away Holmes' enemy, the Brain figures out where Snowball went, and barely manages to make it onto his train to Switzerland.

The train's conductor discovers the two stowaways, and puts them to work putting coal into the train's engine, while Snowball and his henchman ride in comfort. They all disembark in Switzerland, the mice follow Snowball's carriage on foot the 20 miles to the inn where he is staying. They get past the henchman who is standing guard and go into Snowball's room - just in time to be chased right back out by the innkeeper's cat, who wakes up the henchman in the process. They barely make their escape, and spend the night in a tree.

Snowball and his henchman leave the inn and climb to a mountainside lair, where his treasure is stored. As he outlines his plans for global domination, he's interrupted by the Brain, who wants one more confrontation. The two rodents fight, and roll around on the ground toward the edge of a cliff. They agree that neither one will let the other take over the world, and so fall off the cliff together, seemingly to their deaths.

As Pinky is writing the last chapter of the story, both the Brain and Snowball surface in the river below. Pinky helps the Brain out of the water, and they go off to take over the world all over again - before Snowball.

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Jay Maynard, jmaynard@phoenix.net

Last updated 27 March 1997