Looney Tunes: October 2001

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Yosemite Sam bursts through the cover and yells, "Ya lily-livered, flea-bit, knee-knockin' Momma's baby! Where ya think you're goin'? Git back here and buy this 'fore I lose my temper!"


Hare Strike

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Yosemite Sam, leader of Sammyland, is having his portrait painted when Bugs Bunny burrows in and emerges from the ground, knocking Sam through the canvas. Bugs has yet again not taken the left turn in Albuquerque and this time he missed Battle Creek, Michigan. Upon realizing he's not at the Krunchy Karrot Cereal Company, Bugs plans to ask for directions and addresses Sam as "Corporal." Sam explodes, angrily explaining that he's Strongman Sam, dictator of Sammyland. He also accuses the rabbit of being a spy.

Before Bugs can explain anything, Sam chases him with a tank. The rabbit plays the part of a parking valet and switches place with Sam and uses his tank on him. After a bullet-ridden tantrum, Sam corners Bugs with several other tanks and heavy weapons under his command. Asking for a last request, Bugs gets a blindfold, a carrot, and a barcalounger. Sam demands and end, asking for any last words. The now relaxed rabbit manages to get the tanks to fire... at Sam.

An enraged Sam unleashed his secret weapon: the mother of all bombs. Bugs makes light of the name, until he sees the size of the shell that comes after him. An impressive and improbable chase ensues. It only ends when Bugs dresses up as a smaller shell, addresses the larger shell as "mother" and tells her that Sam is bothering him.

Bugs takes cover as the resulting blast obliterates Sammyland. The rabbit remarks that some people never learn. Sam was the twelfth dictator he devastated this week.

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Postage Stumped

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Porky looks forward to the arrival of a parcel and sits and waits for the mailman into the evening. When the mail finally does arrive, there is no parcel and what is there is mangled. A fuming Porky makes his way to the Post Office to complain, but there is a very long line of people ahead of him. The pig ends up waiting into the night again.

In the morning, Porky is finally at the head of the line. He's given a long complaint form to fill out and told to wait in another line. Porky gets to the clerk to file his complaint and the clerk tosses it in the trash after spattering it with bits of the sandwich he's eating. The pig is directed to another desk where he encounters Daffy Duck who gives him another form to fill out.

After another wait in another line to see another clerk, he gets another denial. Furious, Porky erupts at Daffy, who takes him to right to the top, to the Postmaster General. Daffy hopes that will end his own troubles. Porky emerges from the Postmaster General's office with medals and such, but still no satisfaction regarding his mail. The pig demands his parcel and Daffy eventually takes him to a large pile of parcels where Porky's parcel is found surprisingly quickly. Daffy makes the mistake of asking if the effort was worthwhile. Porky replies that it was and repeatedly uses the contents of the parcel, a baseball bat, on the aggravating duck.

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Bye-Bye Birdhouse

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Elmer Fudd welcomes viewers to his Acme-sponsored show, Elmer's Home Impairment. His project this time is a somewhat fancy birdhouse. As he's talking about it, Daffy zips into the finished model. Forgetting he's on the air, Fudd tries to throw Daffy out. upon realizing he's on, Elmer gets back to the show and goes over the design, with Daffy suggesting additions and generally getting in Elmer's way.

Construction is about to start, with Elmer making use of a nail gun and hoping to nail Daffy with it. The duck tricks Elmer into thinking the thing is defective and then lets it work right when Elmer tries to figure out what's wrong. Fudd fares no better when Daffy gets hold of a tape measure. His pain continues with Daffy abusing a vice, a sander, a hot glue gun, and a hammer.

When Daffy's done, he has a sloppily made wreck of a half-painted birdhouse. Elmer has collapsed in a pained confusion. The duck notices he hasn't made an ideal birdhouse and sets out to correct that - with a chainsaw. The result is that he destroys Elmer's home as well as the poorly made birdhouse.

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