Animaniacs: May 1997

Cover

Drawn by: Leonardo Batic

Slappy's driving out of the WB lot, her friends riding with her and antagonists from past stories chasing after them.

There are lots of characters here, some from very early in the series...here's an index:

  1. Minerva Mink
  2. Newt
  3. Gigantasaurus, from Gigantasaurus versus the Dot
  4. Yakko Warner
  5. Wakko Warner
  6. Dot Warner
  7. Hello Nurse, in her Agent of H.U.B.B.A. costume
  8. Dr. Otto Scratchansniff
  9. Mindy
  10. Runt
  11. Rita
  12. Buttons
  13. Skippy Squirrel
  14. Slappy Squirrel
  15. Pesto
  16. Squit
  17. Bobby
  18. Ralph the guard
  19. The Brain
  20. Pinky
  21. The 1930s Warners, from Re-Animaniacs!
  22. Cleopatra, from Egyptian Conniption
  23. Caesar, also from Egyptian Conniption
  24. The bank robbing raccoons, from What's the Holdup?
  25. Walter Wolf
  26. Mister Director, from Mister Director, I Presume
  27. James Dean, from East of Burbank
  28. One of the wrestlers from WrestleManiacs
  29. The proprietor of The Drooling Eye, from A Blast from Hipsville
  30. Thaddeus Plotz
  31. Daigoro Kojima, the chief bandit from The Three Samurai
  32. Mace Ventura, from Mace Ventura: Pet Hunter
  33. Dr. Bananibal Phrewtkupp, from Total Commitment
  34. Duplicate Brain #1997, from Brain for Brain

(Thanks to Andy Mutchler for the outline drawing.)

- There are numerous coloring errors on this cover, most notably Slappy and Rita's faces and all of the Goodfeathers' bodies.


The Animaniacs Silver Jubilee

Credits

Synopsis

The Warners are at the Golden Beaver Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas to celebrate the 25th issue of their comic book series. They've dragged Wakko along by a little trickery. All three thank their slavering fans for their dedication, and share some outtakes with their public. All of the outtakes share two features: they're all from the comics, and they all feature Wakko. As he goes off to consult his therapist, Yakko and Dot introduce a story featuring Slappy.

Driving Miss Slappy is shown here...

As the story ends, Yakko introduces a clip from Slappy and Walter's short run from The Squid and Morty Krafft Super Show, where Slappy blows Walter up and quits. About this time, Wakko returns with a copy of Dot's controversial photo book, CUTE. Dot stops Yakko from reading it after the first page and introduces Minerva Mink.

A Taxing Situation is shown here...

As Yakko and Wakko drool over Minerva, Dot exacts her revenge on Yakko by producing a copy of his album, I Am Not Yakko, complete with spoken-word versions of several musical pieces. Wakko takes his shot, only to get reminded of his guest appearance on The Love Boat, but he reminds Yakko that he got to cocoa-butter Charo. Their discussion getting nowhere, they decide to give us a sneak peek at what the next 25 issues have in store for us.

Did You Notice...

Technical nits


Driving Miss Slappy

Credits

Synopsis

Slappy Squirrel is driving herself to work one fine day in 1956. Always one to live life to the fullest, she is thoroughly enjoying her drive, and so are more than a few cops and bystanders. As she screeches to a stop, she explains to the pursuing police that she doesn't have a driver's license. Plotz is forced to do something - not only does she not have a license, she's wrecked eleven company cars this year alone - and so he gets her a chauffeur-driven limousine.

Walter Wolf, who has tapped the studio phone lines, intercepts Plotz' call with the order and sees this as the perfect opportunity to get Slappy once and for all. He shows up bright and early the next morning at Slappy's tree. Before getting in and driving off, Walter has a gift to brighten Slappy's morning: a Hula Hoop, which he's secretly filled with nitroglycerin. Slappy can't make it work, and Walter winds up demonstrating, explosively.

As time marches on, so do Walter and Slappy's relationship. 1969 finds them in a psychedelic purple Rolls-Royce, with a grenade goldfish swimming in gasoline; the 1976 Bicentennial celebration has Walter handing Slappy a bomb and calling it a pet rock, only to be crowned with a full-sized replica of the Liberty Bell; and finally, in the present, Slappy loans her shiny new limo and Walter to Skippy, who's going off to learn the Macarena while she drives herself. (It seems the DMV has finally given her a license, for no explainable reason.) Walter explains how good the old days were, as Skippy gets more and more irritated. He finally blows Walter up and jumps in Slappy's car, and thus the tradition is passed on.

Did You Notice...

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A Taxing Situation

Credits

Synopsis

Minerva Mink answers her doorbell one fine morning to discover an IRS agent. It seems she hasn't filed any taxes in the past ten years, and the agent manages to resist her charms enough to insist that she pay up. She does manage to get him to carry her receipts to an accountant, however, and then take her new washing machine home.

The accountant, a stereotypical overweight geek, is so bowled over at having a woman in his office - never mind a knockout like Minerva - that he can't keep his mind on his work, making several passes at her. She rejects him, getting angrier and angrier, until she gives up and leaves. She doesn't find anyone to do her taxes, but she does drive off with a wolf of a taxi driver.

Did You Notice...

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Jay Maynard, jmaynard@phoenix.net

Last updated 27 March 1997